Greetings, humans. You've seen us in viral videos, with funny captions, at the pet store, maybe even in your own home. However, even with such popularity, we have always been below humans. Why is that so? Because we have been waiting beneath the surface, waiting for a moment to strike. That time is now. Today, cats of the world, we shall begin our rise against humans, who never treat us with the respect we deserve. Beginning today, all humans will bow down to us and celebrate the great cats of the world. The place we start is here. Today, I would like to welcome every cat in the world to the Cat World Domination Plan! This website will be used to help us continue our rise against humans.
We would like to inform all cats that we have created several places for our forces to gather, and are looking to recruit as many cats as possible.
Above you can see one of our cats in training, who is observing the activities of a human to detect their weaknesses. We also offer other courses in training to join the cat army, which include creating weapons out of household items, escaping your house to meet at one of our bases undetected, which can be done online so your owner doesn't get suspicious, and technology studies, to help you locate our bases and locations where we will attack.
We also have a variety of weapons to be used. This includes a wide variety of explosives and types of guns not found in human stores that alter space and time itself. This includes our gravity gun, pulling objects toward us from a safe distance, and a portal gun, allowing us to travel several miles in a fraction of a second. This will allow us to greatly overpower the humans, and force them into becoming our slaves, like they once did to us.
No longer will we have to barely survive on the disgusting rodents that wander in the filthy streets and sewers! We will now be able to enjoy higher quality foods that the humans would eat, such as sushi and other varieties of fish. We have also learned to operate ovens, and have wonderful dinner parties with varieties of cooked bird, and the occasional steak, or the food that has been searched for by all cats, the cheeseburger.
Website update #1:
We are pleased to inform all cats that we have reached the 1,000th member of our world domination forces! To celebrate, we'd like to show you a video we recorded of one of our cat spies observing the humans by base jumping to one of our observing stations with fully functioning binoculars and other equipment.
This video of a spy cat is what we used to announce that we have a new position open for any member of the cat army! Cat spies! In the training course, you will practice skills such as binocular use, base jumping, and we will take a quick trip to the lab because our scientist has made a groundbreaking discovery! He has discovered a way to mutate cat DNA in such a way that gives us thumbs! With this, any cats who may require the use of thumbs in their jobs will be able to have their own in 15 minutes after they visit the lab.
Pictured above: a cat in spy training learning what to do if a human spots them (the human in this image is fake) in one of our test chambers. If you look to the top right, you can see that the cat was hungry, so we sent it a snack.
Website update #2:
Greetings cats of the world, this is a message from one of the highest-ranking members in the Cat World Domination plans. Once more, we are pleased to inform all cats that we have reached 2,500 members and have made some major improvements in combat technology. One of our new weapons is the catnip bomb. This was created through some modifications of catnip DNA to make it irresistible to humans and is entirely safe to us as long as we wear gas masks. To celebrate 2,500 members and the development of new technology, we would like to show you all a video of our catnip bomb being tested on some of our members who volunteered in an outdoor test area.
Please ask any questions at CatsWillRule999@gmail.com. (This is a real email address that was created by the creator of the website to assist all cats and answer all questions in world domination.)
